There was a Facebook meme/video that was making the rounds about 6 months ago. It featured a lesbian finding a note from her girlfriend that she was "going back to dicks". She was having an epic meltdown over the note until the girlfriend came home and pointed out that she was talking about the sporting goods store.
Please help me find it! Searching "lesbian" and "back to dicks" in the same search bar leads to horrifying results, none of which are the right one.